My press agent has noted that my indian name is "Princess Run-a-Mucka". Waving my pedigree papers around saying she will register my name as such. I said "you will not". She is always saying a woman needs to educate herself. So I tried to teach myself to read. Press agent/momma has a lot of books, even old ones she calls "collectable first editions". Whatever that means. Art books, coffee table books, children's books. Just too many. What happens? She comes home and has another fit. Really, I think she is wound too tight. Saying things like "baby gate" and "how did you manage...?" So I blind her with my beauty and she acquiesces. I learned that word in one of those books.
Clearly HoneyBelle you have been visited by some bad dog whilst you were out in the garden!
ReplyDeleteWe will not accept that you could cause such paper devastation!!!!
love and kisses
Your two equally perfect friends
Martha & Bailey xxxx
Oh noooooooooooo! Mine definitely have always stuck to tissue paper, no books! How could you not forgive that sweet face though!
ReplyDeleteLook at her! She KNOWS she was naughty! Hold on... Where is Ruby? I bet Ruby put the drool in those pages.
ReplyDeleteOh, no! Was it really a rare book? Ohhh, I bet it was tasty... Sigh, sometimes you wish it had been the remote, instead!
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